The Bachelorette Week 3 Recap: Goodbye, #WhaBlake

Goodbye, Whaboom. We hardly knew ya. Well, that’s not entirely true. That’s not even, like, a little bit true. We actually knew you too much. The obscene amount of knowledge that we have currently consumed about Lucas remains, to this day, a waste of brain. This feels like as good a time as any to…

Why Doesn’t Anyone Give A Single Crap About Jason Derulo?

I swear, you could walk up to 100 random people and ask them, “Who is Jason Derulo?” and at least five of them would answer, “Is that some sort of disease?!” The other 95 would simply shrug their shoulders and walk away from the strange man asking them odd, random questions about men they don’t…

All of The Rock’s Movies, Ranked

Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson is an unapologetic powerhouse. Usually when a man refers to himself as “Franchise viagra,” I would audibly scoff and start cultivating a tweet with enough shade to collapse the sunscreen industry. However, in Dwayne Johnson’s case, the numbers simply speak for themselves. His movies have grossed a stupid amount of money. $2,274,834,878 to…