The Bachelorette Week 4 Recap: Lee Needs To Lee-ave.

The Bachelorette returned from its one-week hiatus to bring us even more of what we can’t get enough of: inherently childish fights between fully grown ass men. Racist Lee, who is a racist, has unwisely pivoted from being just a scrawny, bag of ass, loser into scrawny, bag of ass, villain. First, he got into a…

Every *NSYNC Song, Ranked Worst to Best

Life is full of complex and fascinating questions. What is the meaning of life? What happens after we die? When Bruno Mars was standing next to Taylor Swift at the 2013 VMA’s, why didn’t they give him a box to step onto? And lastly, what is *NSYNC’s greatest song? I’ve spent the last 18 years…

The Bachelorette Week 3 Recap: Goodbye, #WhaBlake

Goodbye, Whaboom. We hardly knew ya. Well, that’s not entirely true. That’s not even, like, a little bit true. We actually knew you too much. The obscene amount of knowledge that we have currently consumed about Lucas remains, to this day, a waste of brain. This feels like as good a time as any to…

Why Doesn’t Anyone Give A Single Crap About Jason Derulo?

I swear, you could walk up to 100 random people and ask them, “Who is Jason Derulo?” and at least five of them would answer, “Is that some sort of disease?!” The other 95 would simply shrug their shoulders and walk away from the strange man asking them odd, random questions about men they don’t…