My Birthdays, Ranked

This Sunday, on August 27th, I will be celebrating my 26th birthday. It’s that wonderful time of my life when I’ll drunkenly lose both my shoes and my mother’s healthcare benefits all in one fell swoop. All of my life, I’ve never been a huge fan of birthdays, as they tend to include two of my…

Is The Chip Kelly Era Coming To An End in Philadelphia?

Another week, another huge blowout. It’s quite the understatement that the 2015 Philadelphia Eagles have been a colossal disappointment. After becoming the first team in franchise history to give up 45 points in back-to-back games, the table is set for Chip Kelly’s group of underachievers to have their you-know-whats handed to them against the previously undefeated New…

Worst Yelp Reviews, Ranked

Yelp is a magical place where people can post a review for just about anything. It’s also a place where businesses realize that their product is about as valuable as a shirt made entirely out of braised lentils. When customers get mad, they can get vicious. When they get vicious, they get fiery. Someone call…